Hang on, I'll just go and check if there's a head coming out yet...
(time passes*)
(time passes)
Nope...
Arsewater.
*a la 'The Hobbit' text game from Infocom
(time passes*)
(time passes)
Nope...
Arsewater.
*a la 'The Hobbit' text game from Infocom
You missed out:
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;-)
Perhaps not today, but look at it from the other side of the coin: in a month, you'll be parents, landlords to a tiny tenant (who doesn't pay rent, by the way), cuddling with the love of your lives.
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