Has Become Nothing More Than Dirt in Some Dirty Town

The numerous joys of motherhood no. 4298...

You take your toddler to visit your very house-proud Mother-in-Law. Your toddler poops on the floor.

Even Though She's Only Very Small She'll Leave You in No Doubt at All

The numerous joys of motherhood no. 4297...

Yesterday Olivia wouldn't nap in the afternoon while she was with Grandma. By the time I got home from work she wanted to go to sleep in her buggy...at 5pm. As her bedtime is 6.30 I didn't think this was a great idea and put it to her that she just needed to have her tea and then we would go home to bed. I got her out of the buggy, where she had parked herself, and took her dummy out...

Que much wailing and gnashing of teeth...

A clear 45+ minutes of screaming ensued with lots of trying to whack me etc.

The joys of motherhood? ...the words 'go away Mummy, I DON'T LOVE YOU!'

Mother Smiles, She Did it Too

The numerous joys of motherhood...... no 10,421

Cleavage used to be something that you showed off in a low cut top, now it is something for a baby to vomit into. I fed her, I picked her up to wind her and she puked down the v of my t shirt and I looked down to see baby vom pooling in a little puddle in the centre of my bra. I'll say this for Olivia, she's nothing if not classy.